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Mario Odyssey’s Moon Descriptions Need Jazzing Up

As we’ve been playing through Super Mario Odyssey on our daily (and now marathon) streams, I’ve been taking notes of the paths we take in the English version so we can take the same path when we play the Japanese version. In doing so, I’ve had to come up with very descriptive ways for how we’ve found some of the moons. They’re really funny sometimes, and Dominator_101 photoshopped one of them onto a screenshot:

So here’s a list of some of the other really bizarre moon descriptions that these streams have produced:

  • Butt Pound The Glow Moon
  • Onion Stretchy Moon
  • Set Walnut On Fire Moon
  • Crying Girl By Rock Moon Piece
  • Moon Around The Corner Cliff
  • Over Fuzzy Moon
  • Garbage Moon
  • Lightning To Beer Garden Roof Moon
  • Moon In Snow Butt Stomp
  • Squirty Cliff Moon
  • Gold Turnip Soup Moon
  • Podoboo Torch Moon
  • Scarecrow Lock Moon
  • Pipe Music Ring Moon
  • Sadako Well – The One Moon
  • First Person Look Up Moon
  • Scare Hat With Goom Moon
  • Cappy Moon Chase

We now have an official guidebook to help us get up to 500 moons, but maybe some crazy moon descriptions will still happen as we wrap things up.

More Goofs from the Google Translate App

One of the best things about receiving packages from Japan is using the Google Translate phone app on the newspapers stuffed inside the boxes for padding. We got a game recently (which I still need to post about), and the app churned out some funny phrases on the newspapers:

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